REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

//sneers

I should clean

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

major-ocelot:

classtoise:

thatkindoffangirl:

watchingthedetective:

jetstream-tormod:

senilesnake:

thebrownhatter:

uzujusttoodamnfresh:

[x]

GOD BLESS 

YOU ARE KIDDING ME.

Game of the fucking year

MGS 5 confirmed for first next-gen game.

they would rather make virtual horses shit than put more women in their games

I’m not saying you do not have a point, but have you ever played MGS? As far as female characters go, it has a wide and diversified array of memorable female characters. It has its problems, it’s still skewed towards the men, but MGS is one of the last games series that deserves this particular critique.

"Diversified"
Right!
We have  blonde AND a red head.

ahem

Olga. Saves the main character’s ass in MGS2. 

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Eva. Outsmarts the hero and takes off with his stuff. 

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Emma. Literally saves the fucking world. 

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The Boss. Considered to be the greatest soldier to ever live. Taught Big Boss (the person in the gifset) everything he knows. Kicked his ass multiple times. 

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Amanda. Leader of her own mercenary group. Political activist and revolutionary

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Paz. Outsmarts all the heroes at the end and steals their shit.

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Strangelove. Greatest AI Programmer in the world. Canonly a lesbian.

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Naomi. Considered to be one of the greatest genetic engineers in the world.

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Mei Ling. Commanding officer of a fucking battleship.

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Meryl. Leader of her own special forces group. 

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Sunny. Six year old child. Saved the world at the end of MGS4. 

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And yeah of course all of these women have problems with their representation, but it’s kind of laughable to say that MGS has no female characters. All of these characters are main characters who are important to the storyline, and it’s not even all of them. I will 100% admit that there are problems with their characters, and that MGS has had some horribly sexist female characters before. But the female main characters are seriously almost as numerous as the male characters, and they all have important roles. 

ah yes different flavors of mayonnaise.

(Source: the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown)

My mom just told my dad,
“I’m glad we never had any kids.”

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(Source: sandandglass)

erejearmin:

brotp? oh, yeah. okay. they’re totally a brotp. best bros. bros for life. bros MARRIED for life. bros who make out all the time. bros who confess their feelings on a summer night in a field of tall grass. it was windy and there were fireflies

skypillar:

chicken-buddha:

nentindo:

why does every single fucking person in the orginization xii have an x in their name

Because Xemnas is a dA user who thinks recoloring people who existed before, and putting “x” in the name, is cool.

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now-this-is-living:

Yoga masters!! http://youtu.be/3_5XaezqJnY instagay @ nowthisisliving

now-this-is-living:

Yoga masters!! http://youtu.be/3_5XaezqJnY instagay @ nowthisisliving

clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..