thatfunnyblog:

Me as a husband

(Source: fckyeahtimmy)

sloppy painting for a sloppy cover
//lays down

sloppy painting for a sloppy cover

//lays down

pizza-party:

redlinejp:

We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared

And here’s today’s reminder that I’m getting OLD.

fuck

(Source: dcuinc)

working on this lately

working on this lately

norbertjr said: What if Eren's dad is a titan and can't become human again?

oh man oh man oh man oh man

rcsordinaryworld:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

We still have fucking drive through daiquiris in my state. You can literally drive up a window, order an alchoholic slushie, and carry on.
They’re not even rare, there’s about one every 10 miles or so.

where the fuck do u live

rcsordinaryworld:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

We still have fucking drive through daiquiris in my state. You can literally drive up a window, order an alchoholic slushie, and carry on.

They’re not even rare, there’s about one every 10 miles or so.

where the fuck do u live

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

fav

(Source: dumpyourweedbrah)

i’ve never had nicknames, im too boring.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU DID NOT FUCK ME UP LIKE THIS BOO, NUH UH FUCK SHIT. WHY DID I EVEN CLICK ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO I SWEAR I CANNOY EVEN BEGIN WITH THIS FUCKING THING. I CANNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME. YOU FUCKING SOMETHING OR OTHER.

hyperri:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

asking someone to rp or someone asking you to rp and basically having it play out like that “would you care for a free lollipop” scene in chowder because neither of you know how to start or want to start

you know the one

"Do you wanna RP?"
"WOULD I!"
"…Would you?"
"WOULD I!"
"…Would you?"
"Would I what?"
"Want to RP-"
"WOULD I!"

ekomaeda:

ITS HERE

being the managers go to

feels good bruh

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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