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Anonymous said: To start, then, have you worked out today?

NO! But I am going today after work at around 10:30 pm, i have 24 hr fitness so I have no excuse not to go. 

Can my followers do me a favor?

I’ve always been chubby or overweight since I was in middle school and now as a 19 y/o adult I want to actually get fit and get super hot.

I usually do pretty continous days of going to the gym i have a membership for then suddenly get sick or just something happen and it throws off my entire routine and i just STOP.

so everyday or maybe every other day from now on can someone just pop into my box and say “did you work out today?” or “GO WORK OUT!”

just so i have some sorta motif

sorry i just really wanna lose weight before my grandma comes in july and judges me.

thepsychoticfuckingbiotic said: Why did your mother call you that ._____.

because we’re mexican.

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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cillaid answered: omg u draw???!?!?!

I made a new oc! She was also tons of fun to put down colors for, her name is “Lady Dee”

I made a new oc! She was also tons of fun to put down colors for, her name is “Lady Dee”

norbertjr said: and I’ve never been offended by a white person twerking

HOW DARE YOU NOT FEEL OFFENDED BY THINGS PEOPLE SAY YOU SHOULD FEEL OFFENDED BY.

13thcat:

vivisec:

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon

THAT LAST ONE IS NOT NECESSARY YOU DEMON

Accepting their fate as they slowdance in some debilitated high school gymnasium with old faded prom decorations that were left out. Person A sings the song quietly into the others ear as the groaning of the hoard grows louder. Their singing gets slightly shaky as they hold Person B’s face into their shoulder. Keeping them from seeing and hearing the horde of undead groans get louder and sillouhettes appear in the door and windows. Person A puts their heads together, and lines up a gun to both of their heads.

It might be their last dance, but they’ll go out together.

alucifer:

when an artist you admire likes ur dumb pictures

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